like my drawing of a white person?

Sea World Japan.

Haiku's Are Easy. But Don't Always Make Much Sense. Refrigerator.

What do you call a hickey on your shoulder? Bad aim -Cooper Simpson

Knock Knock. Shut up.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He farted

a fat man eats porkchops all day ling shit a just craped my pants

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Why did the bride get a refrigerator for her wedding? Because it is a very nice present

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

A bear walks into a bar and says to the barman "I'll have a pint of................ beer please." The barman says "why the big pause?"

What's the difference between a white person and a chair? -The chair isn't a complete douche.

What is brown, smells like shit and on fire? A muslim after the bomb vest malfuctioned!

A baby seal walks into a club.

Q: Ask me if I'm a tree. A: No, I am not a tree.

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? I cried when I cut up the onion.

I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

why did the chicken cross the road? why do you care?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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