Knock knock Violets are blue Helen Keller The Holocaust.

Why is it nice to wear jeans? So people don't see your undies.

what do you do when you see a 40 ft tall gorilla? WHO CARES, RUN!

hi my name is? joe

Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

The fitting room is a lie. Nothing fit me at all.

stuff and dogs {()}

A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

Star Wars

Why couldn't the black man get home? His car broke down, and Goodyear was closed.

What do you call two gay men playfully wrestling? Immature.

a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

CHEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Why do they call you the interrup... SHUT UP!

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

Is Carly smart? No.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

What is 6 plus 9? 15

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What's your middle name? (Interrupt them) It doesn't matter what your middle name is! What does deduce mean? Fall down the stairs.

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