Shit.

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Tomorrow, today's yesterday.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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Penis

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Which of the following is NOT true? A. The lemon is walking to a store. B. The store is walking to a lemon. C. The man is a lemon and a store. D. Peanuts are stuck in my anus

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Never said that friend, anyway I got to put this down, people are asking why I am typing anti jokes. Well, they should all know how much I love spamming by now. ;). Now, you better do not have someone hack this site, it will be a hell of a lot easier explaining this, if this information is not recovered much later, days after getting hacked away. Give it three months, half a year or so, and I will contact you if you like. Have a nice day.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Raped

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How do you starve a black person? Hide his food stamps in his work boots

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I am just trying to grasp the terms you use Nero, you are a genius, I mean I always heard about it, but honestly, well, my first impression of you here was... Different.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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There are two types of people in this world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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That maternal figure of yours is of such inadequate intelligence that she cannot fathom that, given a scatterplot with a linear correlation of greater than -1 and lesser than 1 and a reasonably consistent rise over run, a future value along the y-axis can be predicted if following the y=a(x)+b equation.

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What did the doctor tell the boy with no arms or legs? I'm sorry, you have terminal cancer.

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What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef What do you call a cow that's been chopped in half? Dead

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Tacos

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Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

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My mother got hammered last night. We cried at her funeral.

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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DANA

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A man. That is all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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Rebecca Black was taking a leisurely stroll on a Friday afternoon. She was consumed by a lion.

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you, me and i need to stop doing meth!

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