- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

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My friend may look like a circle but..... ......He's actually a square.......

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

A man asked another man what he was doing the next day. The man then proceeded to tell him that he had not intended on having any plans due to the fact that he was planning on killing himself within the next twenty three hours.

A handicapped man rolls into a bar. He buys a drink, talks for a while, and rolls out.

Gadaffi

What's the leading cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

What in the world is that thing in her butt!!!

N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven shot up his school and ate nine kids. Also before he was arrested he told six he was going to blow his brains out. Then he murdered the police and has been on the run ever since.

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

A: Ask me if I'm a fire hydrant. B: Are you a fire hydrant? A: No...

Why did Madelyn leave the space next ot the computer? Because her hat got tooken from her.

What do you call it when a drunk guy puts a tree in his house and then decorates his fireplace with his socks? Christmas (I didn't come up with this)

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

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