- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

Two women were sitting in silence.

A white man, a black man and a muslim walk into a bar. The bar explodes, but the white man is the only one that dies, thanks to reasonable accommodations.

Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

Three tomatoes are walking down the street... No wait, they're in my salad.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Did you know why people actually fear clowns? Because slapstick humor is dead

how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

What do you tell a girl with 2 black eyes? You should ice those to preven swelling aron the eyes

What do you call a Mexican who steals a car? A criminal.

Why is the grass always greener on the other side? because they have a landscaper.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What was the latino gardener doing? Working hard to keep his job in these tough economic times.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!" Passersby notice the man is blind, which caused him not to notice the bar. He later died in the hospital from severe head trauma

The size of Idris Elba's penis

An Irish man, a Scottish man and an English man walk into a bar ... The Irish man's a bit dim, the Scotsman's tight with money and the Englishman's a bit of a racist.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

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