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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

Roses are red, Violets are PURPLE.

roses are black violets are gray im color blind

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

If you can dodge a traffic, that probably has little or no relation to how well you can dodge a ball.

"Your moms so fat I jiggled my pickle and she jumped with tortoise." Is what I would say if I was retarded. Downvote this shiz!

Q: What is worse than loosing your arms? A: Dying

what does the doctor say to the patient. you have cancer

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

why is the room so dark? because the light is not on.

Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

roses are red, violets are blue, get in that bed or I stick your head down the loo! Christian grey

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "The police, you're under arrest for the murder of your wife and your two children."

a horse walks into a barn

You are the weakest link. Goodbye.

What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

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