when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

A man with Tourettes walks into his Daughter's kindergarten classroom. Fortunately, he was able to control himself and refrain from any outbursts of profanity during the visit.

Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Why was the farmer buried in a grave on the top of a hill? He had died and this would be his final resting place.

Obama is a black man living in a white house. TEEHEE

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock come in

What's worse than failing out of high school? Finding out your mom has cancer.

Nicholas Cage

What did Jamie get for Christmas? Nothing. Jamie is not friends with Christmas.

what is brown and rhymes with snoop? dr dre

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

Lebron Traveled

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

Hi poop!

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

Why was the little boy's head so big? He had a tumor in his brain.

yo momma is so tall shes tall

You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

What is the saddest color? Red because his family recently was killed

I was going to write a joke about how I have alzheimers but than I forgot it

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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