Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

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What did the boy and girl do at the wedding? 69:)

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you are gay

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Yo momma's so ugly, when she looked in the mirror she decided to get plastic surgery.

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Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

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What is white on the top and black on the bottom? Society

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? The jew is a human being while the pizza is a combination of things such as sauce, bread, cheese and many other toppings made available to the buyer

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Popsicle!

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chuck norris

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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(Q)What do you call 4+4? (A) A math problem.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Its dad mom died....

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What do cats eat for Dinner? Cat Food.

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Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

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SNICHOLS AND DOOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

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Hummer.

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

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the real mccoy

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whats 2+2? 69 LOL

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why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

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