Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What's the difference of a team of black people and a pile of shit? None. Kelvin Yang.

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Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

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who has no significant other or personal life? who ever is on anti-joke.com

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Did you hear about that one time (@ band camp lol) where there was a little boy and he wanted to go swimming sooooo abd and then ooo look squirrel

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a guy is driving home his wife calls him and she say's be careful there is a lunatic driving on the wrong side of the road towards traffic he then reply saying they all are

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Why is there so much hate in the world? Because you touch yourself at night.

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Why did the mushroom go to the party??? Cuzz he was a fungi (fun guy)

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Three jewish men are standing in at a bar. Its getting late and the bartender tells the three men its time to go home. As they walk out to the street, the bartender asks if they will be needing a ride home. Of course these three men had a few drinks, but did not live too far down the road, so they decided to walk. They pass the first mans house and he goes in to see his wife and three kids. They walk past the second mans house and he goes in to see his fiance leaving only one man left. He gets to his house, unlocks the door and goes inside only to find a note on the counter. He gets onto his computor and see that he forgot his wallet at the bar. He goes downstairs and walks out the door only to find himself falling into a giant pit. After falling for a while he starts thinking about his life. Then he remebered that he wasnt jewish.

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how do you get a chicken to sleep you slit it"s neck,and feed the body to your pet tiger

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Knock Knock Who's there? Ben. Ben who? Ben Dover.

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I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus, the divorce papers were filed soon thereafter.

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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What's big, grey and can't swim? A castle

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He let go of it.

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Whats the difference between pizza and Jews Pizzas dont scream when their put in the oven

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out that because you were sexually violated, you are now a victim of unplanned pregnancy and have contracted AIDS and any number of other STD's from the horrible expirence that will forever haunt your nightmares.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? The mexican, the black man broke his arm and the mexican is driving him to the hospital.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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if life gives u lemons....chuck them back and say u wanted muffins instead!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's the worst thing about being homeless? Not having a home.

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