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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

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Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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Why did man push another man off of a building? Because he is a homocidal maniac and should be in federal prison

What do you call a cool pig? SPIDER-PIG!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

penis

what's funnier than the holocaust? 2 holocausts and 9/11

What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is big and white, not the moon CC

Roses are burning, Violets are burning, my house is on fire

Womens Rights.

Knock Knock. Go away!

What does Chuck Norris do when he breaks his legs? he calls a doctor.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

What did Gene give Carla for Christmas? AIDS

why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 8 9

what is green and has wheels? grass i lied about the wheels

If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Women's rights.

What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

What has two wheels, two arms, and a head? A man in a wheelchair. Why was he in a wheelchair? He stepped on a landmine. A man walks, I'm sorry rolled, into a bar.

Women

A priest and a rabbi walk into a mosque.

Wats wet and salty and people on the west coast get covered in it? Sweat.

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