Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? - - - A: Nothing. If it is red all over, then it is not black and white.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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... and so the rabbi says "Don't worry. It was a kosher pickle anyway."

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roses are red violets are blue i thought i was ugly but then i met you

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Covietz has a large penis

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Q; Why does paint dry? A; Because plankton are single cell organisms

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What notes does the tightrope-musician have to worry about? They probably have to concentrate generally harder than the average musician in order to produce any correct, good quality notes.

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Why was the plumber very sad Because i killed his family

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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There was a blond girl, a redhead, and a brunette. They all walk into a hotel and are granted equally friendly desk service because hair color is not a reliable indicator of intelligence or economic status.

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why did the little old lady die? she was mugged then shot in the head 5 times.

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Q: Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? A: The backyard gate was left open

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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In Soviet Russia, everyone leads a perfectly normal life.

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I am really good at math debating

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A ginger rapping.

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What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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What do you call a black person who flys a plane? Well, first ask for their name, then address them as such.

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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