- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has a huge nose and is jewish??? Henery Miller!!!!!

I went to the local RSPCA office today....it's tiny, you couldnt swing a cat in it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have genital warts Now you do too

A lady goes into the store to buy potatoes. Then she eats them.

Why did the Asian man have squinty eyes? He was looking at the sun.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides to go to to Lowe's instead.

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

What is the difference between a woman and a whale? One has big whiskers and is fat and filthy, the other one lives in the sea and is a mammal

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister are in a boat in the middle of the lake when a lightning bolt flashes out of the sky and hits them. Fortunately, no one died because only about 10% of those struck are killed.

Religion

A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

Why did the penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

The horse said "nay."

why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

Water, please.

Why does Justin Beiber's asswhole hurt, and his father's dick was brown? Because he ate mexican food and his on his dad's dick.

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