A muslim walks onto a plane. He goes to 13C as that is his seat designated on his ticket.

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Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

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An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

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whats red and hard to eat a brick.

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Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

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What do you call a Mexican hockey player? A hockey player.

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Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

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How do you make a blonde woman act in a porno? You get her consent and pay her money.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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Anti-Jokes are the bomb .org

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw his gas bill.

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HURT

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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DON'T READ THIS!!! you suck.

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A polar bear and a seal are sitting on an ice floe. The polar bear looks at the seal and says, "RAWRRRRRRRRRGGG" and then kills and eats him. A horse walks into a bar Barman says "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My mum died this morning".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To buy more crystal meth to fuel his addiction while his wife and children starved in the public houses.

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How do you have fun while stuck in traffic? Play bumper cars!

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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