A Muslim walks into a bar, and has a pint of lager because he has chosen to integrate into his host country's culture. He then leaves without incident.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the stoplight turned green

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

A bloke runs into the bank, says to the girl "Stick 'em up!" She says "Righty-o, matey" and sellotapes his bollocks to the ceiling.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry Show me your tits

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

DON'T LOOK A GIFT HORSE IN THE MOUTH BECAUSE HORSES HAVE BAD BREATH

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? It was taped to the other monkey

Whats funny about a fat person dying? He died while eating friend chicken

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, incapable of understanding the human languages, promptly shits on the floor and leaves...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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