- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is black white green blue and is wet and blind and deaf and homosexual all at the same time? What ever I just described

What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

Why did the camel cross the road? He was off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of OZ.

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

For New Years I want to spend more time with my... Video Games

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

Is your Alzheimers getting better? I have alzeimers?...

are you from tennesse? cuase you sure look like a f u c k e d up redneck

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

"Doctor, doctor, I am having a hard time controlling my muscles!" "It's Lesche-Nyhan Syndrome, this is a genetic terminal illness...i'm sorry."

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Quinn Grifith Randel lives in Roswell, GA

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other, 'Have you heard about this mad cow disease?' and the other says 'Good thing we're penguins.'

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

A Jew, a Catholic, and an Aeithiest walk into a bar. The bartender look at them and says "Is this some kind of a joke?".

What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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