- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a growing family of micro-organisms? Cancer

:y do people talk? ;idk :oh then nevermind

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

What's brown and sticky? Anal

What did the first ant say to the second ant? Nothing. Ants are incapable of communicating via speech.

What did the man do when he went in the bathroom he took a crap wiped his butt and washed his hands and went back to meet his family at the dinner table

how hungry am i? well im as hungry a starving kid in africa!!!!

What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

There's a black guy in a house. What's he doing there? He owns it.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

whats a great gift to share with small children? Ebola

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

you know why Michael J Fox makes the best milkshakes? no... but his milkshakes brings all the boys to the yard

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

I wonder if God looks at the Earth all these years later and thinks, Man, I really went overboard with the water, didn't I?

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

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