- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

There once was a girl with only one buttcheek. She couldn't go poop. She died.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

Whats worse than death? Living in Agonising pain for the rest of the life that happens to be reading this statement.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

What's wet and pink and fun to watch in someone's face? A big bubble gum bubble exploding into someone's face.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

Knock knock. Who's there- oh wait, I don't care. Get away from my house or I am going to call the police.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

My friends and family all recommended me for alcoholics anonymous, but all i had to say is that my father didn't raise me to be quitter.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

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