- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

the anti-joke.com joke was just like a normal joke. was the anti-joke punchline effective, artful of funny at all? no. it was a plain statement of some facts without consideration for humor. it gets old after you read like 50 of them. it gets REALLY. F*CKIN. OLD.

jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What's the difference between a jew and pizza? A Jew is human and pizza is food.

A: Knock Knock B: The door is open please come in.

How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

roses are red violets are twisted turn around bitch your about to get fisted

Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

what's funnier then 15? definitely not 14

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

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