- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Their were three business men going on a trip, they had only one bed in the hotel so they had to sleep in the same bed. The next day guy on the right said i a great handjob last night and the guy on the left said the same thing. The guy in the middle said last night i was dreaming i was skiing

A man walks into the bathroom. He dumps cat shit all over the floor

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Not enough

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

What did the twin towers order from the pizzeria? Two large Plane

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

How many lawyers does it take to screw in a lightbulb One because lawyers are usually well educated and know how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did John McCain lose the election? He did not get as many votes as Barack Obama.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Q: What did Mr. Spoke say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

Bryson got a concussion...he died

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

Your momas so fat her doctor put her on a diet plan.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes? ... because he uses the best ingredients

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