- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he got shot in the face. Why couldn't the boy get back on the swing? He had no arms. Why didnt his mum come and save him? She is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair.

What did the Ethiopian get for Christmas? Nothing.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

What's living, purple, yellow, and green? Nothing.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes. Ok good, just checking. It would be a shame for your perishable foodstuffs to go bad.

Guess what else smells like tuna!?! A dead tuna fish in a can

Why couldn't the blonde make ice cubes? Because recently she has been missing payments on the elictric bill because of economic hardships.

How long does it take you to count to 5? 5 seconds.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A scholarship to a prestigious college that he did not deserve.

What's worse than the haulocost? Not much.

Why did the girl fall of the swing? Because she was shot in the face by a lone gunman.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

You know what's really long? The bread lines in Africa

What's the heaviest part of an elephant? Its body.

A magician was driving down the road and turned into a driveway...

i named my son Frodo because he was little

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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