A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

ejaculation JLR

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

In soviet russia, 6 is not afraid of 7

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Everything's brown Who shit on my flowers

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Boy, is it hot this summer! How hot is it?! So hot that many people have died as a result!... Drink plenty of water.

how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

what didn't Jon go to the movies? He tripped and broke his neck and cant look up

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

What do you call a baked bean falling from 10,000 feet? A baked bean

Q: Why was the teacher sad? A: Because she got fired

Why couldn't the convicted felonist get back to America? He was in Antarctica and accidentally licked a flagpole.

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

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