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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

What if your name was Mr. David and the office called you down and you were wearing a dress?

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Nothing, he's Jewish

sorry son your nanas been put down

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

Roses are smiling, violets are trying to kill me. DId I mention I'm a paranoid schizophrenic?

Steve Mullings isn't on drugs

A young boy walks into a catholic church, he attends mass, and leaves.

What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

If Chuck Norris and Bruce Lee got in a fight, who would win? Chuck Norris, since Bruce Lee is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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