- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know if someone is vegan? They'll tell you.

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? None. Babies shouldn't be changing light bulbs.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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anti jokes are gay...your all gay

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

Doctor, I've caught a cold. Take a Halls.

So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

4 strangers are shopping at the mall. The big one does a trick and then the small one was good. The bad was small like a tree, seven days later the short one was having a party with a pretty lady. To the teacher was morning and everyone did happy times.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

rose are red violets should be purple

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Q: What did the newborn dumpster baby say to the raccoon? A: Nothing. Newborn babies cannot talk.

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

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