why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

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Why couldn't the Jew get pregnant? Because he was man.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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three men walked into a bar, two walked out... One walked into a metal pole and died

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Why can't Helen Keller read? Because she is dead.

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Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

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whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

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A: My dog has no nose. B: How does it smell? A: Terrible.

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Why was Rebecca Black beaten with a pole when she sang Friday? It was Saturday

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

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Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

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There is a really funny joke which can only be seen by smart people, it goes as such:

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How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? Well it depends how many of them can figure out the staircase.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. You're under arrest. The police you're under arrest who? Sir, if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves. We have a warrant for your arrest. Sir if you don't open up the door we're going to have to open it ourselves we have a warrant for your arrest who? Sir we are authorized to use deadly force. If you don't comply we will shoot to kill. Sir we are authorized to use deadly force if you don't comply we will shoot to kill wh-

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how do you boil oil? add b to oil

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Why did the black man enjoy KFC. Because like many foods, it contains monosodium glutamate (MSG) a flavor enhancer that makes many foods taste better. It however had nothing to do with race or cultural background.

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, My house is red, I am on fire

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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