- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white, and red all over? A dead panda.

Why was the kid late for his dentist appointment? He was abducted and he's been missing for thirteen days

If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

How did the blind man cross the road? With the use of a cane and a registered seeing eye dog

Why are white people white? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are black people black? Cuz they were Born This Way Why are Mexicans so tan? Cuz they were in the sun too long at birth

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

so three men walk into a bar and one is a priest.

What's worse than discovering a hornet's nest next to your house? Being raped.

A dog was barking at a tree

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

Parents are very similar to trees. They fall over when hit repeatedly with an ax.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "I'm Japanese". The guy at the counter says "What a coincidence! I am Japanese too." He gets seated and the guy next to him says, "I'm Japanese too." The bar is in Japan.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

What did you get for your birthday? I got older

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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