What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

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Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

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Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

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Hitler said "Jew mad?" I did nazi that coming !

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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if your were a slu* what would you do dance on a pole or get a tattoo

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

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If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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2 men walk into a bar. You would have expected the second one to notice it after the first guy walked into it.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

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She loves me, she dosn't love me, she loves me, the girl walks up to the man and says, she doesn't love me

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms and she was blind.

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knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

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A Frenchman, an Irishman, and a Russian walk into a bar. The Frenchman orders a glass of wine, the Irishman orders a whisky, and the Russian, who prefers to be sober, orders a glass of water. They have an all-around pleasant night, yet they leave the bar upset. Why? A severe water contamination in the town resulted in the Russian man consuming a fatal dose of arsenic.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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