- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

Why did the little girl fall of the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? I don't know but it's not the little girl.

Knock knock "Who's there?" Blood on the Dance Floor "Ha!"

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

Christanity One Womans Excuse of Not Having an Affair Got Totaly Out of Hand

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

There is a black man and a Mexican in a car. Who's driving? The driver.

Cripples are lame.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

what did the duck say to the other duck Quack

Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

What's the difference between a nutcracker and a can of tomato soup? Oh... I don't know, I was asking you.

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Why couldn't the woman give her sister a present? Because she just got eaten by zombies.

What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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