- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you get with a bulldog and a shi-tzhu 2 dogs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To commit suicide thus getting to the other side(hell/heaven)

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Face Hunter is scum

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Q: What has four eyes but can't see? A: A blind guy with glasses

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Mary had a little lamb Little lamb Mary had a little lamb That Mary wanted to blow Because Mary was into beastiality

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

Q: Who was the best Jewish cook? A: Hitler.

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

that wall over there ->

Knock knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

What did the orphan get for christmas........Cancer

women's rights

Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

Vaginas are like? books. You stick your dick in them.

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

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