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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A plane crashes near an uncharted island with a low supply of fresh water and hardly any animals, except for a few deadly ones. How do the survivors live until rescuers show up? -There were no survivors from the plane crash

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

How do you get a one armed polock out of a tree? You assess the situation and get a ladder the proper size to reach him, making sure the ladder is stable.

So, I walked into my friends house and MAH DEDDEHS DECK was outside bruh

I'm sorry sally your grandmother is dead. LOL _ grandpa Laugh out loud!. I can't belive you. I thought it meant lots of love Grandpa-ha funny mistake though right?

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object and a Mexican is a human being.

Why did the black man get stuck to the ceiling? Because he was spiderman.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Timmy. YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!!!

Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

A baby seal walks into a club.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheelchair

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Why are you so stupid? Becuse I spelled because wrong

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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