Q. Why couldn't the blind black guy read. A. He's Dead

What does Adolf Hitler hate more than Jews? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

What did the two prostitute say to each other? I dont know, i wasn't there

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

Knock knock Who's there Bill Bill who? Bill Thompson

North Korea is red. Amerika is blue. But they both split blood. All over you

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

Why was little Jessica missing?? She was stuck in the freezer.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

Yo mama so stupid, she signed an apointment with Dr. Pepper

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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