- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

What did the man say to the young, blond athletic girl walking by? "Hi."

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

dont insult justin bieber, she has feelings too!

When life gives you lemons, you probably just found lemons.

what did the boy with no arms get for christmas? A pair of robtic arms and now he has super stregth so he fuk up any body who said he would get cancer.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a school bus? A dog and a school bus are not sexually compatible and therefore they cannot reproduce.

Knock knock. Who's there? ... Damn knick knockers.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

Why didn't the boy want his dinner? Because it was a bowl of vomit.

Why is my lawn red? Because i forgot to tell my neighbor's children to move

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

Q. What happened to the women who cut her finger? A. she got staff infection and died.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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