- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

Why does beyonce sing "to the left to the left?" cause women have no rights

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Roses are red violets are blue I'm sorry to say it but i hate you

That awkward moment when Amish mingle has a member

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

why did the black go to the KFC because he likes fried chicken

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because sloths often confuse their arm with a branch, grab on and fall to their deaths.

How do rocket scientists exchange greetings? They say "hi"

why cant dogs write letters? They do not have the dexterity to hold a pen, or even comprehend the basic language skills and grammatical layout of how to write a letter

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put C where A is. :D

Bob: If two negatives make a positive, what would be an anti-anti-joke? Tim: An anti-joke

What happens to the yellow hat when it is thrown into the red sea? It get's wet.

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

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