How did the girl get rid of a fever? She took medicine.

What? Yes.

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

What did the black man get for Christmas? A felony conviction.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

There was a black and a mexican man in a car. Who was driving? None of them; it was the police driving.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

Committing Suicide #YOLO

a man was hired for a job. he made a lot of money and was able to support his family.

What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What did the bird say to the fence? Chirp.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Smelly Indians.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Sure. Me too, do you have any?

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Hi. P.S: You have aids. P.P.S: Purple penis pumpernickel pie puppets.

Ebola

What did the man with the gun say to the man without the gun? I have a gun

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