You know what I'm thinking of right now? Eyebrows

What would EARTH without ART be? EARTH, you dummy.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Caitlin Jenner has a mangina.

Na na na na na Neo! Na na na na na na 'Sporin!

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

Knock knock. Knock knock. Knock knock. I'm hammering nails. Knock knock.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A Drumset.

Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

what is the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline? you take your shoes off before you jump on the trampoline.

Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

Three ladies were seen eating ice cream. One of them was licking the ice cream. Another was sucking the ice cream and the other was biting the ice cream. One of these ladies is currently married. Which one among them is the married lady? The one with a wedding ring on.

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Did you hear about the 2 car crash in a walmart parking lot? 50 mexicans died

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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