A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

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chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

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How do you drown a blonde. Put a Scratch N Sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell her to sniff it.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

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What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

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The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

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Lil Wayne's song 6 foot 7 foot was named after my wewe

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What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

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What happens when you cross a Labrador and a Poodle. A species of dog that has been cross bred.

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Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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Why can't Micheal J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinsons..

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What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

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What did the Hungarian say before he went to bed? "I'm going to bed," but he said it in Hungarian.

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Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

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Why was six afraid of seven. It wasnt because numbers cant possible show emotions. I

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What do you call a Mexican that crossed the border. An Illegal Immigrant.

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A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven eight nine

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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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