Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Knock knock Who's there? Miley Cyrus Holy moly, please come in! Here's your Miley Cyrus CD you order online Thanks you Mr. Mail Man

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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"Knock knock." "Come in."

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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That day where Captain America becomes too weak and frail to hold his own shield.

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Where was the declaration of independes? At the bottom

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Why did the little girl lose her necklace? Because she got her head blown off

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One day, an Irishman, a Jew and an American were walking home from a long game of golf. "God, that was a long game" said the American, to which the Irishman replied "aye, that it was." The Irishman then turned to the Jew, and asked him how he managed to get two birdies in succession. The Jew, after a moment of deliberation, began to explain. "Well, it all began when I was six. See, there was a mountain right next to Casparia, the village I lived for most of my life back in Wales. Every day, I'd come back from school, and ask my dad why nobody ever attempted to scale the mountain. 'To do so would be an unnecessary risk, son, and people are too busy working to put food and water on the tables for their families to undertake something so foolish.' One night, when insomnia was getting the better of me, I decided to get a better look at the mountain, so I strapped on my boots, my fur coat and some woolly mittens and left for the mountain. After a few hours of walking, I approached the closest hill which gave me a perfect view of the mountain's first peak, and there I spotted a polar bear, mauling a hiker to death." The Jew paused to check the Irishman and the American were following, when the American spoke up; "hold on there, there aren't any polar bears in Casparia!" The Irishman also spoke up; "there isn't even a village called Casparia, well, anywhere!" The Jew smiled slightly, and a few seconds later the smile broke out into a gigantic grin, and he finally replied: "exactly".

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knock knock! whos there? me! me who? thats right! whats right? meehoo! thats what i want to know! whats what you want to know? me who? yes, exactly! exactly what? yes, i have an exactlywatt on a chain! exactly what on a chain? yes! yes what? no, exactlywatt! thats what i want to know! i told you--exactlywatt! exactly what? yes! yes what? yes, its with me! whats with you? exactlywatt--thats whats with me! me who? yes! Go away! knock knock.....

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what has genitial warts? me

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Two black guys are in a car. Who is driving? One of the black guys.

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A murderer walks into a bar with a knife. He then stabs seven people and is then arrested shortly after.

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How do you minimize the likelihood of theft? Take the derivative.

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oh, brown loaf is fine, i'm on my bike.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Why are objects in your mirror closer than they appear? Because they are closer than they appear.

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Why was the little boy inside the house instead of playing with his friends outside? His dad just died from cancer.

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what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

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Why is Megan Fox so hot? Because the air conditioning broke.

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Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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