- I got kicked out of the library today. - why? - because I put the women's rights book in the fiction section

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How do all Asians look? With their eyes.

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

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What do you call a black teen on Maury Povich? A mother.

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How did the Holocaust start? Hitler threw a penny into the oven

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How do you burn alot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire

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so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

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As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette have a contest to see who can get the most likes on their profile pictures. They are all attention-whores.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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How many pancakes does it take to make a dog house? None because alligators don't fly.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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how did superman die? he got cought in a plane engine!

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Your Black, Im Black, We're all Black

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What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

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minorities

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If youre African, why are you white?

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Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple. finding two worms in your apple. and being an orphan.

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What does a penguin and a watermelon have in common? They all come from Earth.

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Whats the difference between a Philadelphia Flyers fan and a pedophile? What they are.

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Why did chuck norris die Brain tumor

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Anti Joke

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