How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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Whats worse than getting shot? Getting shot twice.

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Why did Joe wake up screaming? Because his wife cut off his penis.

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But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

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Next up, Sharpi and Ryan take their audition faliure very seriously in "columbine high school musical"

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

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Your Mum Is So Dumb, It Took Her 2 Hours To Watch 60 Minutes.

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A horse walks into a bar. Realizing the severity of the situation, the bartender heads toward the exit... stumbling over a chair.

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A my dog was a rappa. He recorded a hit. But it had no lyrics, because he is a dog.

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When life gives you lemons you mix them with vinegar to make a drink that will help your high blood pressure.

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How do you know when you have had too much to drink? When you ran over 7 pedestrians and are lying in the back of a police vehicle

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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why did the Chicken Cross the Road? Why must you question a Chicken's motives to Cross the Road?

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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a kid plays computer games alot and gets carpoltunel in both hands and lives in pain for the rest of his life.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? Nothing they are disgusting and pollute your body with fats that are not necessary for you to live. -CNN.com 11.78534629/10 scientists agree with this fact.

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Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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how many dead guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? 6

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Q: What do you do when you see a man with no arms and no legs walking down the street? A: You wonder how the hell he is walking

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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