Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender

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Two condoms walk into a gay bar. The people in the bar are perplexed that two inanimate objects are capable of locomotion.

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Why did Hitler hate Jews? Because he use to get bulied by them when he was in high school.

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ur gey

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What's the difference between katchup and musterd A very long list of things that I don't want to read

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Saggy Nipples By chan chan

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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I have 13 hedge hogs in one hand and 4 pineapples in my van how many pikelets does it take to cover the roof. Purple because aliens dont wear hats.

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hello i hav a growing interes in math and arithmetic especially when it involves pi if u are still reading this you either didnt realize that this was a joke or just didnt care but most likely it means that the first line interested or bored u and u wanted to find out wut the rest was u like????

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Roses are RED , Violets are BLUE , once Valentines day is Over , All ya girls is gonna go back to LOVIN' THE CREW.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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whats a bike and rhymes with mike?

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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Roses are Red ?And sometimes yellow ? My mother is mellow ? Billy you have cancer ?

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Penis Gabriel - Go eat some ice cream! Boner McDaniels - No. Penis Gabriel - Ok.

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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What do a fish and a helicopter have in common? Neither of them is a police officer.

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What's 100 times worse that finding an worm in your Apple listening to Justin B. Sing! :-)

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What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

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