- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies fit in a car? Ask Casey Anthony, she'll probably know.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im bad with colours Nice tits

Some Minions have one eye, others have two. And nobody seems to care.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

i find your gravy quite lumpy.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Policeman: Knock, knock. Woman: Who's there? Policeman: The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident. Your husband has been killed.

person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

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What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

What did the doctor say to the pregnant mother? Your babies dead

What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead

What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

What did the vegitarian order for brunch. VEGITARIANS DONT BELIEVE IN ICE CREAM>

so...um, yeah

Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

What do you call 100 dead babies in my garage? Murder.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because early that morning she had found out that her husband had left her for another chicken. She became depressed and soon was suicidal so she started looking for an option out of her pain. So she tried to cross the road... She never made it.

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