- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a fish:)

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

Killing your friend as a joke.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

What's long hard and full of seman. A submarine.

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

what goes woof ? A dog.

Steve Jobs is alive.

Knock knock. Why are you saying that, you should actually knock the door. Oh ok.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

Q: What happened to the man who died? A: Nothing, there is no afterlife.

What do you call a pig that just took a bath? Clean!

I mustache you a question. But I'll shave it for later.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

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