what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

What did the man say to his wife. Hi

Caolan and Eamon

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

How do you get a black guy down from your tree? You can't, because there aint any.

Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Why couldn't the old man see? Because he was stabbed in the eye.

haha Otarts was here

This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, but it was delicious.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Where's Wally? In a children's book.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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