Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

A young black girl walks in to a bar. Because she was not of the legal age to consume alcoholic beverages she was asked to leave in a peaceful manner.

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Q. What do you get when you cross a man, a bear and a pig? A. ManBearPig

what goes boo a sock

Two egyptian soccerclubs are playing, what's the score? Over 70 dead

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

You know what's a joke? Something Funny

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

What did the kid with turrets CHEESE! say to his mom.

Your mom is so nice.

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

cats are pussies

What do you call a larger individual having intense sex with a smaller individual? Rape.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

boobs.

wh did a man all of his bike? It was a wet and slippery day, he had a lack of control and concentration

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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