- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

This is not funny.

Whats black and white and red all over?? Half a zebra

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading the dumbass things that people come up with as an answer.

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

What's something that really sucks? Having a homicidal cat on your chest.

Robin, get in the batmobile

What is better then winning the special olympics? Not being retarded

Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What would happen if an unstoppable object hit and unmovable object? I don't know, I was just wondering

What happens when you cross a porcupine, a beaver, a duck, a go-cart, a dinosaur, a star, a cheap "Big 'n Beey" bathroom, and the cookie monster? Justin Bieber. XD

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Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Hello, I am Sergent Henry Orange. I'm afraid your husband was shot down by an enemy aircraft. I'm sorry, he was a brave man.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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