A: Why are black people so good at sports? B: Practice and determination.

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

whats white and sticky glue

Two stoners walk into a bar. They didn't drive there because they were high and wanted to enjoy a cool, evening stroll.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Roses are grey Violets are grey Colorblindness isn't funny And neither are you

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Why was the black guy so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

You know what's funny? Rape

What did one chick in a clothes shop say to another? That's cheap

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

What do you call a girl with an iq of 13 Dead

How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the side of the road? A: To get to the other vagina

What do you call a blue chair A black person

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

Q: What do you call cheese that's not your own? A: Someone else's cheese

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Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw a lightbulb? None, they couldn't cross the border.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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