- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

What's the funniest thing about this website? Everyone thinks their fucking hilarious because they keep making jokes about Sally who has no goddamn arms and little kids with terminal cancer

Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

Me Neither.

What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

Who let the dogs out? The burglar, he broke the door and they ran out.

There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

5 Italian guys from Long Island

My name is Will I am a real homosexual

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*Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."