- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worse than finding half a worm in your apple? being wrongly accussed of a crime you didnt commit because of your race, and being put on death row

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

Why couldnt the car move? It got blown up by a tank.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

2 nuns were in a bathtub. One says to the other "Could you pass me the soap please?" The other replies, "What do you think I am, a radio?"

sorry son your nanas been put down

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

Hey I Just Met You , And This is Crazy But Don't Text. My Phone Cuz You Stalk Me Daily #Taste_MyCarmel

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

How do the Chinese name their children? They decide on a name that both parents can agree upon, and they write that on the certificate of birth.

Q; How did the blind man cross the road? A; very unsuccessfully leaving behind memories of his joys but soon forgotten smile

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse replies, "my wife has cancer."

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

What did the Big Chimney say to the Little Chimney? Nothing, chimneys are unable to talk.

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

A black man shoots someone. He was a cop and he killed a dangerous man who attacked him.

Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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