- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What did the alcoholic say to the blind man? Nothing. But he beat his wife and kids savagely.

Why did the police suspect a Hispanic man of theft? Because they found his fingerprints at the scene.

My friend was driving me home from a party, and was quite drunk. I was relieved that we did not get into a car crash.

Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

What do you call a girl with no legs? Disabled

My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

What did Valerie get for her birthday? Nothing. Because no one loves her

A boy's parents buy him a Wii for Christmas. The boy hangs himself the next day because you need arms to play Wii.

-What did George Clooney say to Jennifer Lawrence? -"Hi!"

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

What to you call a heavy person, Someone overweight

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the Holocaust

Q. What does the pencil and the basketball have in common? A. They both are made from wood, except for the basketball.

your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

What did the cow say to the other cow when the boy asked him for something to drink? Probably MOOO! Considering that cows cant say anything except for that

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