- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I see!" said the blind man, as he picked up a saw and hammer.

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

When did the War of 1812 begin? 1963.

what do you call a black man on a killing spree? whatever his xbox live gamertag is. that would probably be most appropriate

I was walking down the street the other day and I saw this lady and suddenly: POTATOES!!!!!!!!!

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

mike:what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas tom:cancer ahahahaha mike:he got a skateboard jerk nararrator: this skate board will be worth less because he has no legs

If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead walk into a bar. The redhead, growing tired of the constant ridicule directed at her from the other two, kills them. She pleads guilty to 3rd degree murder on two counts and is sentenced two life sentences in a maximum security prison in Cambodia.

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What did the boy do with his ice cream? He ate it.

A man walked into my repair shop asking why his TV didn't work. I told him it was broken.

What did the man say ti the other man? Hi

knock knock There's no door

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

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