- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is blue and feels like fluff? Blue fluff

did you stub your toe?

what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

Why did the chicken cross the road? He grew tired of hearing the most over-used joke set up in recorded history.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

A bunch of nuns were riding a three-seat bicycle. The seats were comfy and no one complained.

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.....

how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

what is the coolest thing in the world? hashtag swagbag yolo

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

guess what what that wasnt it

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

2 brothers were arguing, both had anger problems to the point where one started war with the other. Boy1: I HATE YOU Boy2: MOM HATES YOU Boy1: ....Wait why? Boy2: YOU WERE AN ACCIDENT SHE TRIED TO SELL YOU TO A MEXICAN AND HE SAID THAT THING WAY TOO DAM UGLEH ITD BURN THE FACES OFF MY COWS.

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